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Satire
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Created: 27 May 2011 |
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Created: 20 Aug 2009 |
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Created: 06 Nov 2007 |
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Created: 25 May 2007 |
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Created: 12 Mar 2007 |
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Created: 09 Mar 2006 |
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Created: 21 dec 2006 |
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Created: 02 dec 2006 |
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Created: 06 may 2006 |
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Created: 10 apr 2006 |
Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong".
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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Created: 02 apr 2006 |
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Created: 02 apr 2006 |
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